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Introducing
SealStrike

SealStrike — the robotic seal trade bot

The DAO's funded trade bot. It takes selected calls the second they drop, and scales out on parameters set before the trade — not on nerve.

ENTRY
Automatic
EXIT
Pre-set
PAYOUTS
Every Friday

SealStrike is still being built. Nothing below is live yet — the final spec is confirmed in the DAO first.

THE SEQUENCE

Four moving parts. None of them are you.

From the moment a call lands in the DAO to the moment profit reaches you, there is no step that waits on a human.

  1. 01 / t = 0

    Instant entry

    The moment a selected call drops in the DAO, SealStrike is already in the trade.

  2. 02 / AS LEVELS HIT

    Automated scale-out

    Positions are trimmed and closed against pre-set risk parameters, not emotion.

  3. 03 / MEANWHILE

    Zero screen time

    Set it, forget it, let the bot handle the trench.

  4. 04 / EVERY FRIDAY

    Weekly payouts

    Net profits are distributed to participants every Friday.

RISK PARAMETERS

The exit is decided before the trade, not during it.

Every position is trimmed at levels agreed up front. The bot doesn't hesitate at the first target, doesn't get greedy at the last, and doesn't need you awake to close.

Levels and trim sizes are configured by the bot. The ladder shown here explains the mechanic — it is not a published parameter set.

POSITION REMAINING ILLUSTRATIVE
ENTRY
FULL
TP1 — trim
TRIMMED
TP2 — trim
TRIMMED
TP3 — close
CLOSED

The same ladder on every trade — no discretion, no 3am decisions.

DAO-APPROVED LAUNCH STRUCTURE

More $SEAL held. More capital you can put to work.

Access starts at 200,000 $SEAL. From there, your holdings determine the maximum amount you can allocate to SealStrike at launch.

ACCESS TIERS

Weighted structure selected by the DAO

LAUNCH
$SEAL HELD (MIN.) MAX INVESTMENT CAP
200,000 $100
300,000 $300
400,000 $500
600,000 $700
800,000 $900
1,000,000 $1,250
1,200,000 $1,500
1,400,000 $1,750
1,600,000 $2,000
1,800,000 $2,250
2,000,000 $3,000

WHAT WE KNOW SO FAR

STATUS: IN BUILD

The shape of the build

EXPECTED

Runs in Telegram

SealStrike is expected to ship as a Telegram app, so the trench lives where the DAO already talks.

EXPECTED

Custodial by design

You send your funds and the bot starts trading — there are no orders to sign and nothing to babysit.

These details are early and subject to change while the bot is being built. Anything final will be announced in the DAO and on our official channels first.

DAO-GATED ACCESS

Access is held, not bought.

200,000 $SEAL minimum
200K · SEALSTRIKE UNLOCKED 2M · MAX DAO BENEFITS

SealStrike is exclusive to Crypto Paradise DAO members. Hold the minimum and early access opens with the rest of the DAO — alpha, presales, retreats and the Paradise Pad.

The $SEAL mascot off duty while the bot trades

SealStrike is expected to be custodial: funds would be sent to the bot, which trades on your behalf. Automated trading carries risk, including the risk of loss, and the past performance of DAO calls is no guarantee of future results. We don't provide financial advice — always do your own research.

SealStrike FAQ

Questions about the bot

What is SealStrike?

SealStrike is the DAO’s funded trade bot. It auto-buys into certain Crypto Paradise DAO calls the second they’re made, then scales out of the position based on pre-set risk parameters — no manual entries, no missed windows and no sitting on your phone at 3am watching a chart.

Do I need to place the trades myself?

No. SealStrike handles the entry, the positioning and the exit. You’re outsourcing the timing rather than trading manually, so no screen time is required.

How do I get access to SealStrike?

SealStrike is exclusive to Crypto Paradise DAO members. Access starts at 200,000 $SEAL on Robinhood Chain, with weighted investment caps that increase from $100 at 200,000 $SEAL to $3,000 at 2,000,000 $SEAL.

What fee does SealStrike charge?

SealStrike charges a 20% performance fee only on profits. If there is no profit, there is no performance fee. The fee is shared between Lady Trader, the developer and Crypto Paradise; a portion earned by Crypto Paradise goes toward $SEAL buybacks.

How are profits paid out?

Net profits, after the 20% performance fee, are distributed to participants every Friday.

How will SealStrike work day to day?

It is expected to run as a Telegram app and to be custodial — you send your funds and the bot starts trading. These details are still being finalised and will be confirmed in the DAO before launch.

Is SealStrike financial advice?

No. We don’t provide financial advice. Automated trading carries risk, including the risk of loss, and the past performance of DAO calls is no guarantee of future results.